9 Snarky Valentine's Day Goods to Make You Guffaw

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12 February 2015

Right now — thanks to Valentine’s Day coming up this Saturday — the world is dividing into three different camps. One camp is indifferent. “Valentine’s Day” they say. “Sure, OK. Whatever.”

The second camp, and we’re sure you’ve guessed it, has been awaiting February 14 with bated breath since February 15 last year. They’ve got it all planned out, from romantic dinners to fragrant rose bouquets, to wine, chocolate and the works.

And then… then there’s the snarky bunch. The people who despise cupid’s holiday. You may find them clenching their fists into the air, screaming, “But it’s just a consumerism tactic to boost sales!” or “Valentine’s Day is for suckers! Screw pretty flowers!”

Whatever camp you’re in, we think you may find a little humor in these snarky Valentine’s Day goods we’ve rounded up.

Despite This Being A Consumer-Driven Holiday Card

Despite This Being A Consumer-Driven Holiday Card

I Love You Pint Glass

I Love You Pint Glass

The Ex 5-Piece Knife Set with Limited Edition Chrome Holder

The Ex 5-Piece Knife Set with Limited Edition Chrome Holder

Chocolate-Covered Edible Bugs Gift Pack

Chocolate-Covered Edible Bugs Gift Pack

Ex-Wife Voodoo Doll

Ex-Wife Voodoo Doll

Doughs Over Bros Muscle Tee

Doughs Over Bros Muscle Tee

Screw Valentines Day, Dance with a DOG Card

Screw Valentines Day, Dance with a DOG Card

Bittersweets Valentine’s Day Candy

Bittersweets Valentine's Day Candy

Send a Curse with PinStruck

Send a Curse with PinStruck

By Wendy Rose Gould

Image credit: via Amazon, UrbanOutfitters and Etsy


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