Right now — thanks to Valentine’s Day coming up this Saturday — the world is dividing into three different camps. One camp is indifferent. “Valentine’s Day” they say. “Sure, OK. Whatever.”
The second camp, and we’re sure you’ve guessed it, has been awaiting February 14 with bated breath since February 15 last year. They’ve got it all planned out, from romantic dinners to fragrant rose bouquets, to wine, chocolate and the works.
And then… then there’s the snarky bunch. The people who despise cupid’s holiday. You may find them clenching their fists into the air, screaming, “But it’s just a consumerism tactic to boost sales!” or “Valentine’s Day is for suckers! Screw pretty flowers!”
Whatever camp you’re in, we think you may find a little humor in these snarky Valentine’s Day goods we’ve rounded up.
Despite This Being A Consumer-Driven Holiday Card
The Ex 5-Piece Knife Set with Limited Edition Chrome Holder
Chocolate-Covered Edible Bugs Gift Pack
Screw Valentines Day, Dance with a DOG Card
Bittersweets Valentine’s Day Candy
By Wendy Rose Gould
Image credit: via Amazon, UrbanOutfitters and Etsy
Posted by Wendy Rose Gould at 07:00 AM
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