Why is my ex boyfriend who didn’t want to be my boyfriend sending me emails telling me we should get martinis? Why? Why? “He’s probably in a fight with his girlfriend and wants attention from another girl,” said my brother... More »
“Then he asked if we could still be friendly. So I think we are set to have a drink either before he leaves for his business trip or when he gets back,” explained my friend on the phone last night. She just pseudo broke up with her... More »
“Then he asked if we could still be friendly. So I think we are set to have a drink,” explained my friend on the phone last night. She just pseudo broke up with her pseudo boyfriend of just a few months. The past few days she has been... More »
For few days I forgot to stalk him. Delusional as it may be, I rewarded my ability to refrain from stalking for several days with a nice five-minute stalking session. But remember, I didn’t actually refrain. I actually forgot. My friends say... More »
“So around what time today am I to expect your roses?” my friend’s secretary said sweetly yesterday. My friend, an attorney at a hospital, looked up from her desk at the smiling secretary. “Unless my dad sends me flowers, I... More »
Mid-December, I brought this dude we’ll call Evan (who I stopped seeing because he wasn’t funny…like at all) to my friend Sanchez’s Christmas party. At the time of said party, we had been casually seeing each other for a... More »
After years of being a bit of a spaz when it comes to men, I decided I had enough. My mind felt worn from excess rumination and my heart tired of being suppressed, then open, suppressed, then open. Rather than try desperately to see through the... More »
My friend E, not to be confused with me, has a thing for guys who come on strong. Her current beau sent her a bottle of Veuve, a dozen roses and chocolates for her birthday before their first date. (To clarify, they were introduced via an email... More »
On our insatiable search for the best of the best, we are consumed with the idea of something better. For every dinner we have, we will eat better. For every handbag we love, we will love one more. For every guy we date, we can’t help but... More »
One evening, I went on a very nice date with a smart, well-dressed, dynamic guy. He chose a wonderful restaurant. We shared a lovely meal, and he sat next to me in the booth, which I liked. (Better for meal sharing.) We had a night cap, and he... More »
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