0 Right now — thanks to Valentine’s Day coming up this Saturday — the world is dividing into three different camps. One camp is indifferent. “Valentine’s Day” they say. “Sure, OK. Whatever.”
The second camp, and we’re sure you’ve guessed it, has been awaiting February 14 with bated breath since February 15 last year. They’ve got it all planned out, from romantic dinners to fragrant rose bouquets, to wine, chocolate and the works.
And then… then there’s the snarky bunch. The people who despise cupid’s holiday. You may find them clenching their fists into the air, screaming, “But it’s just a consumerism tactic to boost sales!” or “Valentine’s Day is for suckers! Screw pretty flowers!”
Whatever camp you’re in, we think you may find a little humor in these snarky Valentine’s Day goods we’ve rounded up.
Despite This Being A Consumer-Driven Holiday Card
The Ex 5-Piece Knife Set with Limited Edition Chrome Holder
Chocolate-Covered Edible Bugs Gift Pack
Screw Valentines Day, Dance with a DOG Card
Bittersweets Valentine’s Day Candy
By Wendy Rose Gould
Image credit: via Amazon, UrbanOutfitters and Etsy
Posted by Wendy Rose Gould at 07:00 AM
Opinions , Relationships , Shopping News , The City , Tips Guides |
0 WHAT: Saks Fifth Avenue Valentine’s Day Event
WHY: Celebrate Valentine’s Day with Saks Fifth Avenue. Enjoy gifts with purchase from Agent Provocateur, Abade, Chantelle, Cosabella, Hanro, Le Mystere, Spanx, Wacoal, and Wolford.*
Thursday, February 12 through Saturday, February 14 10 to 8:30.
Plus, receive a customer flower arrangement with any purchase of $250 or more in lingerie**
Thursday, February 12 10 to 8:30
*While supplies last. One per customer, please. Qualifying spends may vary per brand.
**While supplies last. One per customer, please.
WHEN: 2/12 – 2/14
WHERE: Saks Fifth Avenue
611 5th Avenue
New York, NY 10022
212-753-4000
Posted by Bindra at 01:44 AM
Events & Promotions , Lingerie , Today's Sales |
0 WHAT: Agent Provocateur Valentine’s Day Event
WHY: Agent Provocateur and Yves Saint Laurent invite you and a friend to an exclusive shopping and pampering event for Valentine’s Day.
Fall in love with the sultry and playful lingerie pieces. Receive a gift* with your Agent Provocateur purchase of $400 or more.
To book your private fitting and facial appointment, please call 212-705-2974.
*One per customer, while supplies last.
WHEN: 2/12; Th (11-7)
WHERE: Bloomingdale’s
1000 Third Avenue
intimate Apparel on 4
New York, NY 10022
Posted by Bindra at 01:34 AM
Events & Promotions , Lingerie , Today's Sales |
0 WHAT: Matt Bernson Winter Breakup Sale
WHY: THIS IS THE END. Take an extra 25% off all sale styles, already marked at 50% off at the Matt Bernson Winter Breakup Sale.
Plus, Sweethaus Cupcake Cafe mini cupcakes + cocktails. Free gifts with purchase, while supplies last! Beauty bar featuring stila cosmetics, nail art + romantic waves.
MB EXCLUSIVE – The Classic Gold Bar Clutch will be in in-store. Limited quantities.
WHEN: 2/12; Th (6-9)
WHERE: 20 Harrison Street
New York, NY 10013
Posted by Bindra at 01:28 AM
Beauty , Events & Promotions , Handbags & Accessories , Today's Sales |
