Clogs: Heinous or Handy? You Decide
I find myself wondering why anyone still makes clogs. Didn’t all the fashionable people get together with various world representatives and unanimously vote these to be hideous and outlawed? No? I feel like that should have happened. Despite my unwavering hatred for these abominations – I cannot deny that they are handy.
They are the flip flops of fall. My appeal heightens, unless I conjure up images of the clogs I’ve seen in various incarnations throughout the years. Oh, each one more horrid than the next! But it’s a new year, er, day! And so I have set out to see if there is any clog I would ever wear. Ever! And, who is selling them at all?
Lord and Taylor offer only two clogs in my online search, both brown. One of these, as you might have already guessed, is made by UGG. Ugh, is what I have to say to this. Good ol’ bloomingdale’s surprised me, they have five pairs! One pair dares you to chanel your inner Pocahontas (no thanks) while another looks like what a woodsman (is this still a real profession?) would buy for his stylish wife. There is one pair I do like.
I thought for sure that J-Crew would have clogs, but there is nary a one! Bravo. When I accidentally typo ‘b;pg’ for ‘clog’ Bergdorf Goodman searches for a long time – so I stop it before my computer explodes. It is then revealed that they have SIX clog options. Oh goodness. Even when Tory Burch and D&G making clogs, I don’t think I could talk myself into one of these. But, if you’re gonna go ‘clog’ at least these give you some respect:
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